People magazine reports George Michael plead not guilty for drug charges in London. Man, this cat loves to smoke the pole, er.. leaf. Actually, I think this all has to do with that hidden contest he has going with Matthew McConaughey to be crowned “Biggest and Dumbest Pothead in the World”.

Michael, 43 (real name: George Panayiotou), was arrested last Oct. 1 after other drivers complained to police that he was blocking an intersection.
Michael reportedly was found slumped in his car. At the time he was cautioned and taken to the hospital, though it was not until just before Christmas that he was officially charged with the driving offense.

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