It seems the good ol’ ACLU, that’s the American Civil Liberties Union, is at it again. They are suing the Rhode Island State Police . FoxNews 12 in Providence reports

Steven Brown, director of the Rhode Island affiliate, says state police engaged in racial profiling. The suit asks for punitive and compensatory damages on behalf of the plaintiffs.

Good for them! Don’t let the man get you down, that is, unless you are 14 illegal Guatemalan aliens. I mean come the fuck on. If you want to sue someone, sue the bastards down on the border letting these folks in. On second thought, and this is probably the only time you will hear me say this, tax me! That’s right, tax me. I will GLADLY pay an extra 2 cents on the dollar for my Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese to build the Great Wall of Texas. Take the 2 cents extra you charge me for the tank of gas and put big ass gun towers on that wall. Then, take 2 cents from the bogus ass Federal Taxation you charge me on my cell for for no fucking reason and buy bullets, lots of bullets. Put the wall about 20 yards inside US territory. Pay the salaries of the people manning those towers with 2 cents from the 4$ tax you have on tobacco. Tell those fine men and women in the gun towers that are about 100 yards apart, that if anyone gets near the Great Wall of Texas, to open fire. Now, once the stupid illegal morons trying to jump our Great Wall of Texas die a horrible, painful death, take the 2 cents from half the money you take from my paycheck for the body bags to ship those fuckers back to where ever the hell they came from.

That’s my 10 cents.

Hell.. I also just created about 10,000 jobs for REAL Americans needing work. Damn, I should run for office.

Link to the ACLU Website Press Release
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