Ghost Riding da Whip, It ain’t for White Folks.

My girlfriend works hard during the day. Her daily hard work consists of finding new and better ways to hide her “hard work” from her bosses. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes down to it, I am sure she is a hard worker, but she is VERY over-qualified for her job. The definition of “hard work” at her office is countless hours on MySpace, AIM, and YouTube.

In one of her multiple hour long sessions of YouTube shinanigans she stumbled across something disturbing. It wasn’t some dude fucking his cat (Though, in a weird way that makes my special place tingle), or some 14 year old girl telling the world about her day and how much she loves boys, which is the majority of what you see on YouTube. What she found was a valuable tool and proof positive….

WHITE FOLKS SHOULD NOT GHOST RIDE.

Just don’t. Don’t do it!

What is Ghost Riding? Don’t be ashamed. I had to ask too. I must not be as cool as I thought since I had no fucking clue how to Ghost Ride. I use whips for kinky shit. I ain’t gonna lie. In the bedroom is where the whips belong. How the fuck you Ghost Ride one is beyond me. The Video below explains it all. After watching this video a good 69.3% of you are going to drive to the nearest parking lot and “Buy Yaself Some Shoes Then Get A Car Kicks Ice Up Ya Neck, Ya Hands, And Ya Whip Just Hang Out The Window Stuntin Witcha Click.”

WHITEYS! JUST SAY NO!

Hey retard, you might want to watch the video again. The black guys are SLOWLY walking along the side dancing. The are snapping their fingers and shuffling their feet, singing “look at the dumbass whiteboy crashing his truck.”

Idiots.