Holy shit. I am sending my resume to big George W. He catches shit for doing something that most young men would do (Cleaning up after our Fathers and finishing a job that he didn’t, oh.. and lowering gas prices). Make me the head of the Armed Forces for just a little bit. I will find that blackbearded fag, Osama. I will unleash the most devestating fighting force ever released in the history of war. This force is fearless. It will stare down its emeny and, for lack of a better term, beat the fucking shit outta it. What is this ultimate fighting force composed of you wonder?

Mother Fucking Rabbits.

Yes.. Rabbits. You think of rabbits as these little cuddly and cute animals. Huggable, kissable, and you just want to snuggle with one. Well.. after watching this.. you will reconsider. I am now SCARED of rabbits. I will have nightmares that the rabbits are outside my backdoor trying to get it. The next time I am out in the forrest burying a dead body and I see a rabbit, I am doing one of two things. I am either showing them a picture of Britney Spears I recently saw on What Would Tyler Durden Do?, or I am running the fuck the other way. Rabbits are mean! FUCK YOU BUGS BUNNY!

Behold! The meanest fucking Rabbit you will ever see.