Michelle Manhart, You Are MY Hero

How un-American! The US Air Force demoted Michelle Manhart. Manhart was an Air Force sergeant who posed nude for Playboy. Her demotion moved her down to Air National Guard status and has caused her to resign from the Service.

This is a shame, a damn, damn shame. This is about as dumb as expelling girls from colleges that pose in the Co-Ed spreads for playboy. For one, it’s free press. Do you know how many 18 year old boys would sign up for the Armed Services just to try to meet this chick? She’s hot and sexy and with the right equipment, (I mean a rifle!) she could kick some major ass. It is her body, let Hef pay her big bucks to flaunt it!

At the time of the investigation into her demotion, the Air Force released a statement saying that her actions did not “meet the high standards we expect of our airmen”. If you want to be politically correct, she was an Airwoman you prejudice bastards! Long live Michelle and nudey mags!

From Bush Baby to Celeb, BOOOO HOOO Rosie

I know it is old news but I have haven’t blogged in a while and I just needed something the bitch about. Rosie O’Donnell is pissed off again and this time not at Donald Trump. She was quoted by People Magazine as saying:

Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment?” O’Donnell asked. “To make fun of someone’s physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated.

Rosie you lying bitch, you laughed at the kid too, you know you did.

I am sorry.. but the kid DOES look like a bush baby! I am not going to lie. I laughed my damn ass off when this kid got up there and started singing. It was probably one of the worst sounds I have heard in my life. I think plants in my house actually wilted and died from the sounds this guy made. My dog, Boomer, howled for hours after this thinking he was about to get a piece of ass. I don’t know which was worse though, Kenneth or his new found friend, Jonathon. His rendition of “God Bless America” had me wishing the South actually won the war because hearing this guy sing Dixie would have made me wet myself.

Rosie, quit your bitchin’. You are rich, you are famous, and you are ugly and fat. You now have a few things in common with these two downies. You are all famous, ugly and fat. I would bet, just like everyone’s favorite American Idol chinaman, they are about to be rich too.

Do I feel bad this guy was called a bush baby on national TV in front of 32 million viewers? Hell no. This kid is about to pull more wool than he knows what to do with.

Congrats Kenneth. You’re about to be a man.

“It would be a whole lot cooler if you did, George Michael!”

People magazine reports George Michael plead not guilty for drug charges in London. Man, this cat loves to smoke the pole, er.. leaf. Actually, I think this all has to do with that hidden contest he has going with Matthew McConaughey to be crowned “Biggest and Dumbest Pothead in the World”.

Michael, 43 (real name: George Panayiotou), was arrested last Oct. 1 after other drivers complained to police that he was blocking an intersection.
Michael reportedly was found slumped in his car. At the time he was cautioned and taken to the hospital, though it was not until just before Christmas that he was officially charged with the driving offense.

Can’t we just gay leave the guy gay alone? So what if gay he smoked so gay much marijuana that gay he passed out gay in the middle gay of an intersection. Sometimes, you just gay pass out. We have all gay been there! Hell I passed gay out twice this gay morning already!

But George, really gay, Not gay guilty? Who the fuck gay are you kidding? You were passed gay out in a god gay damn intersection. You sir, gay were fucked up! What I want to gay know is how you gay tell the police you are sorry gay for having illegal drugs when gay they pick you up gay but then you are gay suddenly innocent a gay week later. If you weren’t gay famous, you might soon be gay getting your wish. Ass pumping gay good times in the gay slammer! Prison might give gay you a whole new gay meaning to the song, “I Want Your gay Sex.”

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