About

Who am I? Nobody really. I am a middle-aged, pleasantly plump, stupid redneck from Oklahoma.

I have been on the internet since Dan Quayle invented it. I enjoy a good message board as well as any number of games on the ‘net, from MMORPG’s to first-person shooters. I have been called a computer nerd more than once in my life.

I love cars, Mustangs in fact (And yes.. mine has a name. It is Leroy). I love my guns. I like to shoot my guns. I love Dane Cook. I hate Brittney Spears (though I would still violate her body for long hours into the night). I have a beautiful girlfriend. She is far too good for me. She must have hit her head at a young age and knocked herself silly to be hanging out with me. Update: Yea she dumped me. I am bitter. Hey, it just adds to the HATE!

I am VERY loud and VERY opinionated. I don’t disagree with everyone’s opinions, they are just wrong and I will let them know it. Like any real redneck, I have a dog some dogs. Their names are Jake and Boomer. I think Boomer has some issues. Either that, or he is mentally retarded. Still gotta love the guy though, he grows on ya. Jake likes to get on the couch when I am not looking (and get his ass kicked) and he is notorious for eating baseball caps.

This website was made to have a place to post my opinions (no matter how warped or way-out-there they are). I know most of you won’t agree with me and I know most of you will be offended. Life will go on. Just remember, These are words on an internet web page. Who’s the bigger jackass? The guy saying it, or the one reading it and losing sleep over it?