Welcome Bitches!

Well.. I’m bored. So bored infact I have decided to grace the internet with my infinite wisdom. What gives me this wisdom you say? Where did I obtain it? Birth! You see.. I am male.. Yes, I have a penis. That makes me smarter than 50% of the worlds population from the jump! Add in the fact that I am American.. that ups the odds even more!

This site will be an outlet, my rantings if you will. It will dazzle and entertain its visitors. It might even make someone’s favorite list. To be totally honest.. I don’t care. I will be reading it and if you are reading this, I guess.. you will be reading it too! Doesn’t really matter if I am the only one anyway as I will have the coolest, smartest, and completly sexiest readers ever! ME!