Michelle Manhart, You Are MY Hero

How un-American! The US Air Force demoted Michelle Manhart. Manhart was an Air Force sergeant who posed nude for Playboy. Her demotion moved her down to Air National Guard status and has caused her to resign from the Service.

This is a shame, a damn, damn shame. This is about as dumb as expelling girls from colleges that pose in the Co-Ed spreads for playboy. For one, it’s free press. Do you know how many 18 year old boys would sign up for the Armed Services just to try to meet this chick? She’s hot and sexy and with the right equipment, (I mean a rifle!) she could kick some major ass. It is her body, let Hef pay her big bucks to flaunt it!

At the time of the investigation into her demotion, the Air Force released a statement saying that her actions did not “meet the high standards we expect of our airmen”. If you want to be politically correct, she was an Airwoman you prejudice bastards! Long live Michelle and nudey mags!

From Bush Baby to Celeb, BOOOO HOOO Rosie

I know it is old news but I have haven’t blogged in a while and I just needed something the bitch about. Rosie O’Donnell is pissed off again and this time not at Donald Trump. She was quoted by People Magazine as saying:

Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment?” O’Donnell asked. “To make fun of someone’s physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated.

Rosie you lying bitch, you laughed at the kid too, you know you did.

I am sorry.. but the kid DOES look like a bush baby! I am not going to lie. I laughed my damn ass off when this kid got up there and started singing. It was probably one of the worst sounds I have heard in my life. I think plants in my house actually wilted and died from the sounds this guy made. My dog, Boomer, howled for hours after this thinking he was about to get a piece of ass. I don’t know which was worse though, Kenneth or his new found friend, Jonathon. His rendition of “God Bless America” had me wishing the South actually won the war because hearing this guy sing Dixie would have made me wet myself.

Rosie, quit your bitchin’. You are rich, you are famous, and you are ugly and fat. You now have a few things in common with these two downies. You are all famous, ugly and fat. I would bet, just like everyone’s favorite American Idol chinaman, they are about to be rich too.

Do I feel bad this guy was called a bush baby on national TV in front of 32 million viewers? Hell no. This kid is about to pull more wool than he knows what to do with.

Congrats Kenneth. You’re about to be a man.