Holy Crap, It’s Cold
January 12, 2007
GOD DAMN IT’S COLD! Friggin’ ice storm set in. Gotta love Oklahoma weather, 80 degrees one min, 25 the next with ice roads and accidents. Okie’s can barely drive on good roads, let alone icy ones. If you live in Oklahoma, STAY INDOORS! My mom will most likely drive to the store for booze or velvetta so the roads ain’t safe!
Ghost Riding da Whip, It ain’t for White Folks.
January 10, 2007
My girlfriend works hard during the day. Her daily hard work consists of finding new and better ways to hide her “hard work” from her bosses. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes down to it, I am sure she is a hard worker, but she is VERY over-qualified for her job. The definition of “hard work” at her office is countless hours on MySpace, AIM, and YouTube.
In one of her multiple hour long sessions of YouTube shinanigans she stumbled across something disturbing. It wasn’t some dude fucking his cat (Though, in a weird way that makes my special place tingle), or some 14 year old girl telling the world about her day and how much she loves boys, which is the majority of what you see on YouTube. What she found was a valuable tool and proof positive….
WHITE FOLKS SHOULD NOT GHOST RIDE.
Just don’t. Don’t do it!
What is Ghost Riding? Don’t be ashamed. I had to ask too. I must not be as cool as I thought since I had no fucking clue how to Ghost Ride. I use whips for kinky shit. I ain’t gonna lie. In the bedroom is where the whips belong. How the fuck you Ghost Ride one is beyond me. The Video below explains it all. After watching this video a good 69.3% of you are going to drive to the nearest parking lot and “Buy Yaself Some Shoes Then Get A Car Kicks Ice Up Ya Neck, Ya Hands, And Ya Whip Just Hang Out The Window Stuntin Witcha Click.”
“It would be a whole lot cooler if you did, George Michael!”
January 10, 2007
People magazine reports George Michael plead not guilty for drug charges in London. Man, this cat loves to smoke the pole, er.. leaf. Actually, I think this all has to do with that hidden contest he has going with Matthew McConaughey to be crowned “Biggest and Dumbest Pothead in the World”.
Michael, 43 (real name: George Panayiotou), was arrested last Oct. 1 after other drivers complained to police that he was blocking an intersection.
Michael reportedly was found slumped in his car. At the time he was cautioned and taken to the hospital, though it was not until just before Christmas that he was officially charged with the driving offense.
Can’t we just gay leave the guy gay alone? So what if gay he smoked so gay much marijuana that gay he passed out gay in the middle gay of an intersection. Sometimes, you just gay pass out. We have all gay been there! Hell I passed gay out twice this gay morning already!
But George, really gay, Not gay guilty? Who the fuck gay are you kidding? You were passed gay out in a god gay damn intersection. You sir, gay were fucked up! What I want to gay know is how you gay tell the police you are sorry gay for having illegal drugs when gay they pick you up gay but then you are gay suddenly innocent a gay week later. If you weren’t gay famous, you might soon be gay getting your wish. Ass pumping gay good times in the gay slammer! Prison might give gay you a whole new gay meaning to the song, “I Want Your gay Sex.”
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