Random Stuff

Sometimes You Gotta Whoop an Old Man’s Ass

January 31, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well.. I was VERY close to going to jail today. Let me tell you the story… I have beagle.. he is about a 11 months old. He is the nicest dog I have ever seen. Anyone that comes by.. he follows them around and even tries to leave with them. He is a people person. My next door neighbor has 2 dogs that like to dig. They dig under my fence to allow Jake to come over and play. Well.. the have a cattle style gate that allows Jake out to the front yard. He usually says in the yard unless this older lady that... [Read the full story]

Family

Guitar Hero is not for Old People.

December 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

So I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! I went home this year (the first time in a long time I was able to hang out for Christmas with the fam). My nephew got Guitar Hero III for his Playstation 3. I had heard and seen this game but never played it. Not gonna lie. I am bad. If it was on easy mode, I could do it.. lets say.. easily. Push it up to medium and add that 4th button and my mind and fingers didn’t move that fast. My other nephew Mike, (Who didn’t own the PS3) was able to play the... [Read the full story]

Sports

The Minnesota Vikings Hate Grandmothers!

November 9, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Driving to work this morning I heard a story on the radio. Surely, I thought, they must have misreported. No one is this low, this insensitive, this DUMB. After searching the internet I came to find out it was true. Troy Williamson of the Minnesota Vikings was fined one game’s salary. Good! He was doing drugs, right? Surely he was in cahoots with Michael Vick and fighting dogs! He must have had another Viking’s Boat Tour with hookers and all, correct? Nope! He missed their game versus the San Diego... [Read the full story]

Celebrities

Michelle Manhart, You Are MY Hero

February 15, 2007 · Leave a Comment

How un-American! The US Air Force demoted Michelle Manhart. Manhart was an Air Force sergeant who posed nude for Playboy. Her demotion moved her down to Air National Guard status and has caused her to resign from the Service. This is a shame, a damn, damn shame. This is about as dumb as expelling girls from colleges that pose in the Co-Ed spreads for playboy. For one, it’s free press. Do you know how many 18 year old boys would sign up for the Armed Services just to try to meet this chick? ... [Read the full story]

Internet

Pimpin’, Hoes, and Craigslist?

January 14, 2007 · 4 Comments

Hookers have gone hi-tech! Seems the new craze on Craigslist, a popular user-placed “classified ad” website, is to place adds selling yourself or, in this case, underage girls. FoxNews.com writes: Two women used the online classified site Craigslist to offer sex with girls in exchange for “donations” or “roses” — code words for money, police said. Tamara Cotton, 25, and Christina Holt, 19, were arrested separately and were not working together, Cook County Sheriff’s officials... [Read the full story]

Politics

Mass Shooting at Virginia Tech

April 16, 2007 · 2 Comments

33 confirmed dead and 21 or more wounded as a gunman opened fire at Virginia Tech University this morning. The gunman, apparently carrying two 9mm handguns killed multiple students in a dormitory around 8 am est this morning. Two hours later, he again opened fire in a classroom building across campus killing countless more. The death toll is up to 33 from reports by Fox News. This is a horrible turn of events and to be honest really pisses me off. People ask me sometimes why I carry a gun. This is exactly... [Read the full story]

US News

Policemen Shoot and Kill a Moron Holding Only a Brush

November 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment

CNN.com reports that New York City Police shot and killed an 18 year-old boy armed with only a hairbrush. The kid was heard on the 911 call from his mother yell “I’ve got a gun!” So the cops show up he is coming at them hiding his hands (I told you about this in my other post!) and they put 20 slugs into his ass. I see nothing wrong with this. Tragic? Yes. However this probably saved the good people of New York from having to support him with tax dollars when he went to prison later for being retarded. Now... [Read the full story]